Animal joke 1

Q:Where do cows come from?
A:cow-afornia!
 

    _{Animal joke 2}

Q:When do spiders go on their honeymoon?
A:Aftertheir 'webbing' day.
 

   Animal joke 3

Q:What happened to the pig who lost its voice?
A:It become disgruntled!
 

    Animal joke 4

Q:Where  do horses shop?
A:old neigh-vy!
 

   Animal joke 5

Q:What do tourists use to get around the beach?
A:taxi crabs!
 

   Animal joke 6

Q:Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
A:To a mewseum.
 

   Animal joke 7

Q;What is a calf after it is 6 months old?
A:7 months old.
 

   Animal joke  8

Q:What is black,white and red all over?
A:A panda with the measles!
 

   Animal joke 9

Q:What does a lazy dog chase?
A:Parked cars.
 

   Animal joke  10

Q:What did the bird say to his army?
A:Re-tweet!